When my mom is cooking, i don’t help her.
tonyfm:
I just go sit at the table like

I love you, whoever made this.
Today’s been horrible. So I’m going to rant about it on Tumblr. Ok?
Can I go like, kill myself now? Please? Or will you do it for me?
I’m going to kill myself.
When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
You:

Them:

See cute guy, try to giggle cutely.